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Dell
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posted 08-23-1999 09:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dell     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Types of Poop

Ghost Poop
The kind where you feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet.
Clean Poop
The kind where you poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet
paper.
Wet Poop
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have
to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them
with a stain.
Second Wave Poop
This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled up your pants to your
knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poop
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Gassy Poop
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
Drinker Poop
The kind of Poop you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most
noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Lincoln Log Poop
The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into
little pieces with the toilet brush.
Corn Poop
Self-explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop Poop
The kind where you want to Poop but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few
times.
Spinal Tap Poop
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you
sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poop (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
Liquid Poop
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over
the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poop
It smells so bad your nose burns.
The Surprise Poop
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but
oops.......you Poop!!!
The Dangling Poop
This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done
Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

[This message has been edited by Dell (edited 08-23-99).]

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CRZYMOMA
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posted 08-24-1999 03:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CRZYMOMA   Click Here to Email CRZYMOMA     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
HYSTERICAL & TRUE! -THANKS. SENSE OF HUMOR MAY BE THE ONLY CURE WE CAN RELY ON!

kitty
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posted 08-24-1999 10:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kitty     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That's a good one Dell!! Love the lamb gif. I could relate to all of them! There is nothing worse than a wet cheeks poop when you are in a public restroom!!! yuck!

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