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sass
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posted 03-31-1999 08:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for sass   Click Here to Email sass     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
No , this isn't some new strange illness you haven't heard of yet!
It stands for I Ate a Bunny, Now I'm Runny!

Yes it's that time of year again, the holiday that tests my self control (of which I have none) to it's highest limit....DON'T EAT THE CHOCOLATE!
I've found I can have a LITTLE now & then & be fine, BUT...for me, trying to eat a LITTLE chocolate is like trying to have a "normal" bowel movement...almost impossible!
My best form of therapy is to make lots of chocolate treats for others & watch THEM fill their faces...you know, living vicariously through others! (hmmm, maybe I should become a bar tender)
But today I was making treats for my son to hand out to his class mates tomorrow & I was using an extra good brand of chocolate,(masochist) & I fell victom to my weakness! Yup, took a trip down the milky way.....& then took a trip to the BURNING RING OF FIRE!( an episode of which I have not had in two months!)
Oh well, it's funny don't you think.. the hold that certain foods have over us?! I guess it comes down to this, you gotta ask yourself before stuffing that heavenly , creamy, can't live without hunk of chocolate in your mouth....IS IT WORTH IT?
sass

PS- YES IT WAS!!!

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posted 03-31-1999 08:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for charlie   Click Here to Email charlie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hi sass
well its easter,so once a year you go runny when you eat a bunny, not to bad!
happy easter
charlie

heykate
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posted 03-31-1999 09:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for heykate   Click Here to Email heykate     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sass (my second guffaw of the day) - you rascally rabbit you. Go ahead, BRAG about it already, knowing my infirmity. Only in my dreams, you dog (or is that WeenieCat?)

I have only ONE thing to say to you - SERVES YOU RIGHT!! hahahaha.

(Is that the bunny you were going to bring me??? HUHHH???)

Wishing she could get runny with a bunny!
Sigh

pamela
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posted 03-31-1999 09:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pamela   Click Here to Email pamela     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You are funny Sass! I once did myself in with chocolate covered blueberries. It was worth every bite! Pam

JeanetteC
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posted 03-31-1999 10:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JeanetteC   Click Here to Email JeanetteC     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ohhhhhhhhh, just reading this has made me want to hurry out and get some chocolate! Yes, I know all about what it will do to me. Do I or don't I? Time will tell if I break down or not!!! Happy Easter everyone!

rockcandi1
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posted 03-31-1999 10:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for rockcandi1   Click Here to Email rockcandi1     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Here is a SAFE chocolate bunny for you

Kayla
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posted 03-31-1999 10:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Kayla   Click Here to Email Kayla     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sass-
Oh, how I can relate. I LOVE chocolate-it is like my favorite thing in the world. Unfortunately, sometimes I just have to eat it and then I pay the price. It seems so worth it when I am putting it in my mouth, but then shortly after I have to wonder...

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Kayla

silver
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posted 04-01-1999 12:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for silver   Click Here to Email silver     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Dear Sass, you need to hug the bunny before you get too runny!

Ty
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posted 04-01-1999 09:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ty   Click Here to Email Ty     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I found a hollow chocolate bunny filled with jelly beans. I'm giving the chocolate away (I don't like plain chocolate - but dipped in a little peanut butter, that's another story!) but the jelly beans are all mine!

Ty

heykate
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posted 04-01-1999 12:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for heykate   Click Here to Email heykate     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Couldn't help myself - I'm on a gif roll today Sass' RUNNY BUNNY:

(Keeping myself occupied so I don't obsess over tomorrow!) (Then I'll be the runny bunny - running for Florida! haha)

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