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LindaB
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posted 03-09-1999 06:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for LindaB     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

LORD, Grant Me The Serenity to Accept the Things I Cannot Change, the Courage to Change the Things I Can, And the Wisdom to Hide the Bodies of Those People I Had to Kill Because They Pissed Me Off!

And the way I feel today, I'm gonna start with surgeons.

labergin
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posted 03-09-1999 08:35 PM           Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh no, did you just see a surgeon and if so, what did he say or do?
labergin

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posted 03-09-1999 09:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for charlie   Click Here to Email charlie     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LINDAB THATS GREAT
hey go back to your not typical post!!
i will try to post a funnie later
charlie

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posted 03-09-1999 10:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JeanetteC   Click Here to Email JeanetteC     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LindaB that is so cool.. You have given me fits of laughter. But, I am sorry about the results today. Wish it would have been better. Like an answer! and not more tests instead.

Jeanette

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fuzz
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posted 03-09-1999 11:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fuzz     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That's great!! I loved it!

Nicol
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posted 03-10-1999 01:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Nicol   Click Here to Email Nicol     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Pretty funny, thanks for putting a smile on my face.

tmo
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posted 03-10-1999 08:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for tmo   Click Here to Email tmo     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Surgeons are an excellent choice. But don't forget your primary care physician, the radiologist, and all those people in between who look at you like you're nuts.

heykate
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posted 03-10-1999 09:42 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for heykate   Click Here to Email heykate     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hahahahaha, Linda - that's twice today you've made me laugh. I think this will be a good day!

Sign me - Holding my side because of the pain of laughter (or is that just my gallbladder again?)

gal4
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posted 03-10-1999 05:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for gal4     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Linda,
Thanks for the "belly laugh". One really needs a sense of humor with this problem. So glad I haven't needed surgery other than hemmhorhoids. Dr. Salt's book is a real find. I am so happy to have found this website. There are a lot of brave and funny people out there. Good luck.

gal4
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posted 03-10-1999 05:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for gal4     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Linda,
Thanks for the "belly laugh". One really needs a sense of humor with this problem. So glad I haven't needed surgery other than hemmhorhoids. Dr. Salt's book is a real find. I am so happy to have found this website. There are a lot of brave and funny people out there. Good luck.

Rose
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posted 03-10-1999 10:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rose   Click Here to Email Rose     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How does one so old . . .grow so funny ?

LindaB
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posted 03-11-1999 08:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for LindaB     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Rose, I've got a lot of funny "old" friends and I think it's because the only choice we have is to laugh at ourselves, cry, or call Dr. Kevorkian!

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The Oldest IBSer on the Board

biddy
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posted 04-08-1999 06:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for biddy   Click Here to Email biddy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I was looking for information in an older post and came upon this. This really made me laugh, because it sums up my day, and coins exactly how I feel right now.

Rose
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posted 04-08-1999 07:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Rose   Click Here to Email Rose     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Biddy,
I BET!!
We all feel so badly for you and wish there was something we could do to help.


Take Care,
Rose

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